I like this tool and I cannot lie
You other admins can’t deny
That when a Slack comes in with an itty bitty ping
To the channel you’re u-sing
You get HYPED, wanna start to type
‘Cause you notice that Slack is ripe.
Deep in the channel you’re sending
I’m hooked and I’m not pretending
Oh baby, I wanna send gifs
(Cause they’re so nifty)
My colleagues tried to detail
That this tech stack tool’s much better than email
Ooh, Microsoft Teams (lead)
You say you wanna get in my league?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause then you’ll be a groupie
I’ve seen those features
They all help you reach your
Teams, dreams,
And integrates so that you stay lean
I’m mad that there’s no chatter
About how much your comms matter
Take a top-tier org and ask them that
You know they’re gonna rock Slack
So, tech crowd (yeah) get loud (yeah)
Is your company down with Slack (not yet)
Tell 'em to try it, buy it, now that eye that sexy stack (baby got slack)
(Unicorn face on a small biz budget)
